Hang Cool Teddy Bear: A Meat Loaf Interview

Dr Rock interviews the original Bat Out Of Hell, Mr Meat Loaf about his new album

This week I am thrilled to be chatting with the โ€˜original fighterโ€™ and rock-opera powerhouse that is Meat Loaf. A man whose career can best be likened to a rollercoaster ride, and a wobbly one at that, Michael Lee Aday – aka Meat Loaf – has lived through the highest highs. One peak would be the release one of the best selling albums of all time Bat Out Of Hell. He has also endured the lowest lows becoming bankrupt and drug incapacitated in the 80s… only to re-emerge with one of the greatest come-back stories in the history of popular music. In 1993 he released Bat Out Of Hell II, which sold a monstrous 15 million units worldwide. And then of course thereโ€™s the screen appearances ranging from the legendary Eddie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show to the judge in From Popstar To Operastar.

Today however, itโ€™s all elaborate chatter about Meatโ€™s latest and arguably finest release in some time, Hang Cool Teddy Bear, which includes guest appearances by artists as far ranging as Jack Black, Hugh Laurie, Steve Vai and Justin Hawkins. All hail!

Youโ€™re about to release your new concept album, Hang Cool Teddy Bear, which I think is excellent, by the way…

Meat Loaf: Thank you very much, so do I. Right away we have something in common.

Whatโ€™s it about?

ML: Itโ€™s a story of a non-specific soldier in a non-specific war who has been wounded on the battle field. Heโ€™s with his friend and his friend has been killed. Itโ€™s all very edgy and very graphic. He sees his own blood across the dirt. Heโ€™s sitting there seeing his friend dying, heโ€™s been hit with shrapnel.

The opening line talks about how much it hurts. It hurts in a way he never imagined. He sees his own immortality so he thinks he is going to die. And at that moment, instead of his life flashing backwards, which is what he has always been told is going to happen when you die, his life flashes forward. So initially heโ€™s back in his hometown and heโ€™s back with his girlfriend only his girlfriend is a different girl. And โ€“ this is not really written in there, Iโ€™m giving you my back story – he thinks because of his wounds that heโ€™s just confused. She has the same name, Jenny, and everythingโ€™s the same except sheโ€™s married some guy and he says to her โ€œTake the ring off your finger, letโ€™s get out of here where we belongโ€ and he goes โ€œWe belong where weโ€™ve always belonged, living on the outsideโ€, which is the name of the song.

He keeps coming back to himself on the ground and thinks heโ€™s dying and the story goes forward again into some other weird scenario. He keeps changing scenarios and itโ€™s the same girl every time, only with different hair and different clothes and different make-up. And this keeps happening to him. Itโ€™s like The Twilight Zone or Outer Limits and then eventually in the end, his life does flash backwards to when he ran away from home when he was 15 to see Elvis Presley in Las Vegas. And thatโ€™s his actual life. Instead of travelling straight across he actually had to travel through Memphis, he had to get the whole experience. And in the story thereโ€™s a code red. He dies, but they bring him back. I wanted him to die to resolve the story but Killian Kerwin who wrote the story is a Hollywood screenwriter so he couldnโ€™t do it! So he comes back to life. [laughs]

How did you find out about the script? Is the writer a friend of yours?

ML: Thereโ€™s a writer/ actor card game that goes on once a month. And one night at the card game, Killianโ€™d had a couple of tequilas, we were playing cards and he just blurted out โ€œI got a story about a guy dying whoโ€™s life flashes forward instead of backwards." That was all and I remembered. And I wrote a song called โ€˜Peace On Earthโ€™ and where that came from Iโ€™ll never know.

So I put two and two together. Because the first line on โ€˜Peace On Earthโ€™ is โ€œGoodbye my friends, it was good to know youโ€ and I went โ€œOhโ€. Now, a lot of people might have gotten something else out of that. I got out of it that he was dying. In fact the writer, I never asked him but I have a feeling that he was going to war, said that he wasnโ€™t dying. And that crossed my mind and I caught Killian and said โ€œDid you ever do anything with that story-line?โ€ โ€œWhat story-lineโ€? It took him minute to know what I was talking about and I went โ€œHow about we make him a soldier and have him leaning up against the wall?โ€ And Killian went, โ€œYeah and his best friendโ€™s sitting next to him and his best friendโ€™s dead. And heโ€™s seen his own immortality.โ€ And I said that he tried to get up and Killian goes โ€œBut he canโ€™t get upโ€ and we talked for an hour and I said โ€œOk, youโ€™re all over this". So I said Iโ€™ll see you in a month because now Iโ€™m gonna go put things together based on this. And he goes โ€œYeah.โ€ He started writing and when he came out, I played him some stuff and he said โ€œI know where youโ€™re going, donโ€™t go back on me weโ€™re going that way.โ€ So we were doing it kind of together โ€“ he was writing the story and I was living the character. Thatโ€™s how it went.

How does the album title relate to the story?

ML: My slogan is โ€œYou can eat a Big Mac in two seconds and with Hang Cool Teddy Bear I have your brain for three." Which in this day and age means a lot, to have your brain for an extra second. Really itโ€™s nothing more than a head turner. And it does make you think itโ€™s the stupidest title, itโ€™s really silly. People who say โ€œI donโ€™t like Meat Loaf music and this goes to show hereโ€™s just another dumb Meat Loaf titleโ€, well, those are the people I challenge on this record. If you didnโ€™t like me before, I challenge you to come and see if you donโ€™t like this thing. A lot of people go โ€œI donโ€™t like himโ€. Theyโ€™re like a herd of sheep. They just follow each other and donโ€™t really know what the front sheep is seeing or what the front sheep really thinks. Itโ€™s like this front sheep goes โ€œIโ€™m heading for the fenceโ€ and they all go โ€œOh the fence must be great!โ€ [laughs]

If somebody tells me I donโ€™t like the colour purple I go โ€œI love purpleโ€ even if I donโ€™t know what purple is. Itโ€™s like if somebody tells me "no" Iโ€™m immediately "yes". And if somebody says "yes" Iโ€™m immediately "no". Itโ€™s like in school. When The Beatles first came out everybody loved The Beatles. Iโ€™d go โ€œWell, I hate The Beatles. I like The Stonesโ€ โ€œYou like The Stones?โ€ โ€Yeah, I love the fucking Stones. The Beatles suck, the Stones rule, dude." Iโ€™m that way. Iโ€™m rebellious. So it goes with my music, I obviously would go against the flow. Iโ€™m always against the flow. Itโ€™s the obvious choice for me.

I was watching the video channels yesterday and everything that came on had this… I donโ€™t even know what it was… this kind of echoey voice thing going on. [Autotune, Technology Ed] I was going โ€œWhy on earth?โ€ And they had it on Will-I-Am and Fergie, and she can sing. I went โ€œWhy did they do that?โ€ I remember Zeppelin, Robert Plant had something on his voice on a song, I donโ€™t remember which one now, itโ€™s a long time ago. But you didnโ€™t hear anybody else do it. Because everybody said well if Robert Plantโ€™s doing it Iโ€™m not going to do that. Itโ€™s like if you saw somebody wear certain clothes on stage, everybody looked at them and went โ€œOh theyโ€™re wearing that, Iโ€™m not going to do that.โ€ โ€œOh no, they painted their amps blue, letโ€™s paint them striped. Hereโ€™s a stripe, thereโ€™s a blue letโ€™s go. Ok look, letโ€™s keep the colour but change the grill cloth, letโ€™s take the sign off.โ€

Know what I mean? Youโ€™d do anything you could to be different. ANYTHING. Clothes, guitars, shoes, guitar chords, microphones, sunglasses, anything. Go out and paint it blue.

You always had the individuals. Of course you had the followers too but you always had the individuals. Now Iโ€™m missing the individuals. Even Ke$ha. I thought she was going to be different. At least sheโ€™s dressed a little different but she still has that same thing on her voice. Why?

On this record I went as far away from anything to do with Pro-Tools as you could get. We went with all natural voices. This is more natural than anyone has ever let me be on a record before. Theyโ€™ve got all my little sounds, theyโ€™ve got my "Ow"s, theyโ€™ve got my "Ooom"s. Itโ€™s really organic. In fact that is the word for the whole record, itโ€™s organic. Yeah, I mean they used Pro-Tools and Beat Matrix. I donโ€™t know what the hell that is and what it does, theyโ€™ve run a whole track through it, I donโ€™t know. But itโ€™s still an organic record.

How does Rob Cavallo compare to some of the other big name producers youโ€™ve used over the years like Todd Rundgren and Desmond Child, for example?

ML: Ok. Every other producer Iโ€™ve ever worked with has put his ego into it. So you had my ego, you had Steinmanโ€™s ego and you had Toddโ€™s ego on Bat Out Of Hell. That was a good combination. It worked, everybody was willing to go โ€œOk, Iโ€™ll do that.โ€ โ€œBut wait Iโ€™ll do this.โ€ โ€œOk, Iโ€™ll give you that and Iโ€™ll take this." That was a good combination, we worked really well together on that record.

Desmond Childโ€™s ego is really strong, he doesnโ€™t play well with others. Rob Cavallo has an ego as a producer but it never comes into play. With him itโ€™s about the artist. Itโ€™s about making Meat Loafโ€™s album Meat Loafโ€™s album. You have all these other people around you, these incredible musicians and engineers. And you know I didnโ€™t know this about myself, believe me, basically what I did is my vision, how I wanted it to sound. What I wanted to sing, and how I wanted to move it forward. So thatโ€™s the thing, nobody messed with it, for the first time ever. So Rob Cavalloโ€ฆ heโ€™s the best producer in the world. Because of that one statement โ€“ he makes the artist better than the artist is.

You go to Rob Cavallo saying, โ€œThis is the sound I want, please help me get it.โ€ So he knows how to get it. I know nothing, I couldnโ€™t tell you how get that sound to save my life. So Rob Cavallo, he got the sound but when he got it Iโ€™m going โ€œYeah, thatโ€™s it, only itโ€™s… Wow!, way much better than what you could imagine.โ€ I love that, way much better. Thatโ€™s like musicians speech โ€“ โ€œItโ€™s way much better, dude, itโ€™s much rocker.โ€

He never interfered with anything. He would correct a technical thing and tell me, "Look, if you do it this way itโ€™s going to sound better." Which is what a producer is supposed to do. Iโ€™d be doing โ€˜Elvis In Vegasโ€™ and heโ€™d go, โ€œLook, thatโ€™s fine but I think youโ€™re too loud. Bring it down to a three quarter level. Or a half level." Or โ€œLetโ€™s get rid of the vibrato.โ€ โ€œHow do you do that?โ€ โ€œStick your chin out and just sing it and youโ€™ll lose the vibrato." โ€œOh, I didnโ€™t know that.โ€ If he gave you a note, he told you how. As opposed to every other producer Iโ€™ve ever worked who said, โ€œWell, can you do this instead?โ€ โ€œHow do you do that?โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t know, just figure it out.โ€

You mustโ€™ve been quite relieved, I would imagine, for the Bat Trilogy to be out of the way and to have focused on fresh material again?

ML: The Bat III record really upset me. Jim (Steinman) and I were supposed to do it, then there were conflicts between managers and lawyers and it was justโ€ฆ I hate to ever say things like this but it became as much about Desmond Child as it became about me. Iโ€™d come in the studio and thereโ€™d be people there doing stuff that I donโ€™t even know what they were doing. And Iโ€™d go โ€œWhy are they here?โ€ โ€œOh well, Iโ€™ve got them working on this.โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t know if I like that.โ€ โ€œOh, but itโ€™s great.โ€ โ€œBut I donโ€™t know if thatโ€™s the right thing to be doing here.โ€ You know what Iโ€™m saying? Things were happening and things were going on the record. And on this new record, nothing happened like that. Rob gets this energy and they might work until 2.30am at night and I have to go home at eleven because Iโ€™d turn into a pumpkin. And Iโ€™d come in the next day and Rob goes โ€œPlay Meat what we did last night. What do you think?โ€ And Iโ€™d either go โ€œOh, I really like that.โ€ Or โ€œI donโ€™t like that at all.โ€ And Rob goes โ€œWell, lets get rid of that, we wonโ€™t hear that again.โ€ And Iโ€™d say โ€œBut I like that.โ€ And he’d say, โ€œGoodโ€. And so Iโ€™d say, โ€œNow that youโ€™ve done that, could we add that?โ€ โ€œYeah, good idea." Thatโ€™s how it went. And there was nothing ever put on the record that I didnโ€™t know about and that I didnโ€™t say yes to and if I said no to something Rob went โ€œOk, Meat didnโ€™t like it, letโ€™s move on.โ€ So thatโ€™s the difference in that.

But I was disappointed in that the management and record company over in the States had me playing songs on Bat III that I didnโ€™t care for, they werenโ€™t Bat Out Of Hell type songs, they were too literal. And Bat Out Of Hell had never been about literal songs. This album is a lot more literal than a Bat record.

Also on this new record, all the songs start talking back to each other. What happened was, we had this big group of writers together and at one point we were working on a song called โ€˜Love Is Not Realโ€™. Justin Hawkins and Eric Nelle started it, Justin then finished it and Rob changed the chorus, then I changed stuff. And so it was on that song and Robโ€™s idea on arrangements, which I really liked, to start cross-talking.

Itโ€™s a story album but each song, you can pull it out and play it all by itself without ever knowing that itโ€™s part of a story. And then you put it in and if you listen to the record for about 20 times youโ€™ll start hearing them cross-talk. And I added something to the end of the line โ€œto say itโ€™s love is not that simpleโ€ and you go into the breakdown (sings) โ€œitโ€™s just not that simpleโ€, and you go into the breakdown โ€œitโ€™s just not that simple now, love or hate, love or hateโ€ itโ€™s referencing back to โ€˜If I Canโ€™t Have Youโ€ and it just keeps going. So every song keeps referencing back.

And what was really weird was the guy thatโ€™s in a band called Switchfoot wrote this song called โ€˜Running Away From Meโ€™ and I said โ€œWe need to re-write the second verse.โ€ And itโ€™s as if the guy had heard the record. When he re-wrote it it was as if he had telepathically communicated with me in my head and found out what I was doing. Because he really wrote and talked about the previous song and also referenced several songs from the new album. He just kept it going and going and thereโ€™s one line that repeats โ€œthereโ€™s no yesterdays or tomorrowsโ€ through the whole song because the guy is dying. Heโ€™s in limbo, he has no yesterday and he has no tomorrow. What heโ€™s seeing are things that are keeping him alive.

So, thatโ€™s whatโ€™s going on inside the story. Itโ€™s a very intellectual record, from a Meat Loaf standpoint. But we donโ€™t tell people that, we donโ€™t want to let that image of me get out. [laughs]

Your previous tour in 2007 ended on a bad note and you were thinking of packing it all in. So what made you come back?

ML: Because Iโ€™m a fighter. I am the original fighter. Iโ€™ve been in this business for 40-years. And you know, some people get lucky. Some people just walk this golden path. Iโ€™ve walked the dirt road with a lot of rocks on it and with a lot of rabbit holes. [laughs]

Hang Cool Teddy Bear is out now on Mercury Records


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