This week I am thrilled to be chatting with the โoriginal fighterโ and rock-opera powerhouse that is Meat Loaf. A man whose career can best be likened to a rollercoaster ride, and a wobbly one at that, Michael Lee Aday – aka Meat Loaf – has lived through the highest highs. One peak would be the release one of the best selling albums of all time Bat Out Of Hell. He has also endured the lowest lows becoming bankrupt and drug incapacitated in the 80s… only to re-emerge with one of the greatest come-back stories in the history of popular music. In 1993 he released Bat Out Of Hell II, which sold a monstrous 15 million units worldwide. And then of course thereโs the screen appearances ranging from the legendary Eddie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show to the judge in From Popstar To Operastar.
Today however, itโs all elaborate chatter about Meatโs latest and arguably finest release in some time, Hang Cool Teddy Bear, which includes guest appearances by artists as far ranging as Jack Black, Hugh Laurie, Steve Vai and Justin Hawkins. All hail!
Youโre about to release your new concept album, Hang Cool Teddy Bear, which I think is excellent, by the way…
Meat Loaf: Thank you very much, so do I. Right away we have something in common.
Whatโs it about?
ML: Itโs a story of a non-specific soldier in a non-specific war who has been wounded on the battle field. Heโs with his friend and his friend has been killed. Itโs all very edgy and very graphic. He sees his own blood across the dirt. Heโs sitting there seeing his friend dying, heโs been hit with shrapnel.
The opening line talks about how much it hurts. It hurts in a way he never imagined. He sees his own immortality so he thinks he is going to die. And at that moment, instead of his life flashing backwards, which is what he has always been told is going to happen when you die, his life flashes forward. So initially heโs back in his hometown and heโs back with his girlfriend only his girlfriend is a different girl. And โ this is not really written in there, Iโm giving you my back story – he thinks because of his wounds that heโs just confused. She has the same name, Jenny, and everythingโs the same except sheโs married some guy and he says to her โTake the ring off your finger, letโs get out of here where we belongโ and he goes โWe belong where weโve always belonged, living on the outsideโ, which is the name of the song.
He keeps coming back to himself on the ground and thinks heโs dying and the story goes forward again into some other weird scenario. He keeps changing scenarios and itโs the same girl every time, only with different hair and different clothes and different make-up. And this keeps happening to him. Itโs like The Twilight Zone or Outer Limits and then eventually in the end, his life does flash backwards to when he ran away from home when he was 15 to see Elvis Presley in Las Vegas. And thatโs his actual life. Instead of travelling straight across he actually had to travel through Memphis, he had to get the whole experience. And in the story thereโs a code red. He dies, but they bring him back. I wanted him to die to resolve the story but Killian Kerwin who wrote the story is a Hollywood screenwriter so he couldnโt do it! So he comes back to life. [laughs]
How did you find out about the script? Is the writer a friend of yours?
ML: Thereโs a writer/ actor card game that goes on once a month. And one night at the card game, Killianโd had a couple of tequilas, we were playing cards and he just blurted out โI got a story about a guy dying whoโs life flashes forward instead of backwards." That was all and I remembered. And I wrote a song called โPeace On Earthโ and where that came from Iโll never know.
So I put two and two together. Because the first line on โPeace On Earthโ is โGoodbye my friends, it was good to know youโ and I went โOhโ. Now, a lot of people might have gotten something else out of that. I got out of it that he was dying. In fact the writer, I never asked him but I have a feeling that he was going to war, said that he wasnโt dying. And that crossed my mind and I caught Killian and said โDid you ever do anything with that story-line?โ โWhat story-lineโ? It took him minute to know what I was talking about and I went โHow about we make him a soldier and have him leaning up against the wall?โ And Killian went, โYeah and his best friendโs sitting next to him and his best friendโs dead. And heโs seen his own immortality.โ And I said that he tried to get up and Killian goes โBut he canโt get upโ and we talked for an hour and I said โOk, youโre all over this". So I said Iโll see you in a month because now Iโm gonna go put things together based on this. And he goes โYeah.โ He started writing and when he came out, I played him some stuff and he said โI know where youโre going, donโt go back on me weโre going that way.โ So we were doing it kind of together โ he was writing the story and I was living the character. Thatโs how it went.
How does the album title relate to the story?
ML: My slogan is โYou can eat a Big Mac in two seconds and with Hang Cool Teddy Bear I have your brain for three." Which in this day and age means a lot, to have your brain for an extra second. Really itโs nothing more than a head turner. And it does make you think itโs the stupidest title, itโs really silly. People who say โI donโt like Meat Loaf music and this goes to show hereโs just another dumb Meat Loaf titleโ, well, those are the people I challenge on this record. If you didnโt like me before, I challenge you to come and see if you donโt like this thing. A lot of people go โI donโt like himโ. Theyโre like a herd of sheep. They just follow each other and donโt really know what the front sheep is seeing or what the front sheep really thinks. Itโs like this front sheep goes โIโm heading for the fenceโ and they all go โOh the fence must be great!โ [laughs]
If somebody tells me I donโt like the colour purple I go โI love purpleโ even if I donโt know what purple is. Itโs like if somebody tells me "no" Iโm immediately "yes". And if somebody says "yes" Iโm immediately "no". Itโs like in school. When The Beatles first came out everybody loved The Beatles. Iโd go โWell, I hate The Beatles. I like The Stonesโ โYou like The Stones?โ โYeah, I love the fucking Stones. The Beatles suck, the Stones rule, dude." Iโm that way. Iโm rebellious. So it goes with my music, I obviously would go against the flow. Iโm always against the flow. Itโs the obvious choice for me.
I was watching the video channels yesterday and everything that came on had this… I donโt even know what it was… this kind of echoey voice thing going on. [Autotune, Technology Ed] I was going โWhy on earth?โ And they had it on Will-I-Am and Fergie, and she can sing. I went โWhy did they do that?โ I remember Zeppelin, Robert Plant had something on his voice on a song, I donโt remember which one now, itโs a long time ago. But you didnโt hear anybody else do it. Because everybody said well if Robert Plantโs doing it Iโm not going to do that. Itโs like if you saw somebody wear certain clothes on stage, everybody looked at them and went โOh theyโre wearing that, Iโm not going to do that.โ โOh no, they painted their amps blue, letโs paint them striped. Hereโs a stripe, thereโs a blue letโs go. Ok look, letโs keep the colour but change the grill cloth, letโs take the sign off.โ
Know what I mean? Youโd do anything you could to be different. ANYTHING. Clothes, guitars, shoes, guitar chords, microphones, sunglasses, anything. Go out and paint it blue.
You always had the individuals. Of course you had the followers too but you always had the individuals. Now Iโm missing the individuals. Even Ke$ha. I thought she was going to be different. At least sheโs dressed a little different but she still has that same thing on her voice. Why?
On this record I went as far away from anything to do with Pro-Tools as you could get. We went with all natural voices. This is more natural than anyone has ever let me be on a record before. Theyโve got all my little sounds, theyโve got my "Ow"s, theyโve got my "Ooom"s. Itโs really organic. In fact that is the word for the whole record, itโs organic. Yeah, I mean they used Pro-Tools and Beat Matrix. I donโt know what the hell that is and what it does, theyโve run a whole track through it, I donโt know. But itโs still an organic record.
How does Rob Cavallo compare to some of the other big name producers youโve used over the years like Todd Rundgren and Desmond Child, for example?
ML: Ok. Every other producer Iโve ever worked with has put his ego into it. So you had my ego, you had Steinmanโs ego and you had Toddโs ego on Bat Out Of Hell. That was a good combination. It worked, everybody was willing to go โOk, Iโll do that.โ โBut wait Iโll do this.โ โOk, Iโll give you that and Iโll take this." That was a good combination, we worked really well together on that record.
Desmond Childโs ego is really strong, he doesnโt play well with others. Rob Cavallo has an ego as a producer but it never comes into play. With him itโs about the artist. Itโs about making Meat Loafโs album Meat Loafโs album. You have all these other people around you, these incredible musicians and engineers. And you know I didnโt know this about myself, believe me, basically what I did is my vision, how I wanted it to sound. What I wanted to sing, and how I wanted to move it forward. So thatโs the thing, nobody messed with it, for the first time ever. So Rob Cavalloโฆ heโs the best producer in the world. Because of that one statement โ he makes the artist better than the artist is.
You go to Rob Cavallo saying, โThis is the sound I want, please help me get it.โ So he knows how to get it. I know nothing, I couldnโt tell you how get that sound to save my life. So Rob Cavallo, he got the sound but when he got it Iโm going โYeah, thatโs it, only itโs… Wow!, way much better than what you could imagine.โ I love that, way much better. Thatโs like musicians speech โ โItโs way much better, dude, itโs much rocker.โ
He never interfered with anything. He would correct a technical thing and tell me, "Look, if you do it this way itโs going to sound better." Which is what a producer is supposed to do. Iโd be doing โElvis In Vegasโ and heโd go, โLook, thatโs fine but I think youโre too loud. Bring it down to a three quarter level. Or a half level." Or โLetโs get rid of the vibrato.โ โHow do you do that?โ โStick your chin out and just sing it and youโll lose the vibrato." โOh, I didnโt know that.โ If he gave you a note, he told you how. As opposed to every other producer Iโve ever worked who said, โWell, can you do this instead?โ โHow do you do that?โ โI donโt know, just figure it out.โ
You mustโve been quite relieved, I would imagine, for the Bat Trilogy to be out of the way and to have focused on fresh material again?
ML: The Bat III record really upset me. Jim (Steinman) and I were supposed to do it, then there were conflicts between managers and lawyers and it was justโฆ I hate to ever say things like this but it became as much about Desmond Child as it became about me. Iโd come in the studio and thereโd be people there doing stuff that I donโt even know what they were doing. And Iโd go โWhy are they here?โ โOh well, Iโve got them working on this.โ โI donโt know if I like that.โ โOh, but itโs great.โ โBut I donโt know if thatโs the right thing to be doing here.โ You know what Iโm saying? Things were happening and things were going on the record. And on this new record, nothing happened like that. Rob gets this energy and they might work until 2.30am at night and I have to go home at eleven because Iโd turn into a pumpkin. And Iโd come in the next day and Rob goes โPlay Meat what we did last night. What do you think?โ And Iโd either go โOh, I really like that.โ Or โI donโt like that at all.โ And Rob goes โWell, lets get rid of that, we wonโt hear that again.โ And Iโd say โBut I like that.โ And he’d say, โGoodโ. And so Iโd say, โNow that youโve done that, could we add that?โ โYeah, good idea." Thatโs how it went. And there was nothing ever put on the record that I didnโt know about and that I didnโt say yes to and if I said no to something Rob went โOk, Meat didnโt like it, letโs move on.โ So thatโs the difference in that.
But I was disappointed in that the management and record company over in the States had me playing songs on Bat III that I didnโt care for, they werenโt Bat Out Of Hell type songs, they were too literal. And Bat Out Of Hell had never been about literal songs. This album is a lot more literal than a Bat record.
Also on this new record, all the songs start talking back to each other. What happened was, we had this big group of writers together and at one point we were working on a song called โLove Is Not Realโ. Justin Hawkins and Eric Nelle started it, Justin then finished it and Rob changed the chorus, then I changed stuff. And so it was on that song and Robโs idea on arrangements, which I really liked, to start cross-talking.
Itโs a story album but each song, you can pull it out and play it all by itself without ever knowing that itโs part of a story. And then you put it in and if you listen to the record for about 20 times youโll start hearing them cross-talk. And I added something to the end of the line โto say itโs love is not that simpleโ and you go into the breakdown (sings) โitโs just not that simpleโ, and you go into the breakdown โitโs just not that simple now, love or hate, love or hateโ itโs referencing back to โIf I Canโt Have Youโ and it just keeps going. So every song keeps referencing back.
And what was really weird was the guy thatโs in a band called Switchfoot wrote this song called โRunning Away From Meโ and I said โWe need to re-write the second verse.โ And itโs as if the guy had heard the record. When he re-wrote it it was as if he had telepathically communicated with me in my head and found out what I was doing. Because he really wrote and talked about the previous song and also referenced several songs from the new album. He just kept it going and going and thereโs one line that repeats โthereโs no yesterdays or tomorrowsโ through the whole song because the guy is dying. Heโs in limbo, he has no yesterday and he has no tomorrow. What heโs seeing are things that are keeping him alive.
So, thatโs whatโs going on inside the story. Itโs a very intellectual record, from a Meat Loaf standpoint. But we donโt tell people that, we donโt want to let that image of me get out. [laughs]

Your previous tour in 2007 ended on a bad note and you were thinking of packing it all in. So what made you come back?
ML: Because Iโm a fighter. I am the original fighter. Iโve been in this business for 40-years. And you know, some people get lucky. Some people just walk this golden path. Iโve walked the dirt road with a lot of rocks on it and with a lot of rabbit holes. [laughs]
Hang Cool Teddy Bear is out now on Mercury Records