โWhat they donโt tell you about acid is itโs dull, itโs really dull,โ grumbled Bill Bailey in his Part Troll show of 2003. The beardy comedian recounted taking LSD at the Glastonbury Festival and spending the subsequent few hours buzzily mesmerized by matters such as angles and table legs. Scolding TV writers for always using โacidโ as shorthand for โwackyโ, Bailey proposed that โTerry And June… on acid!โ would actually consist of Terry examining the floral pattern on a plate for four days while going โthatโs quite interesting, thatโs quite interesting, thatโs quite interesting…โ Itโd be rubbish, he concluded.
It is on that note that I would like to begin the inaugural edition of my brand new psych-rock column for tQ because, letโs face it, most modern psychedelic rock music is even more tedious than the pharmaceutically-aided psychedelic experience itself. Itโs all a moon-decorated bucket of reverb, delay and distortion, right? The same two chords played through a luminous stomp-box. Wailing vocals embellished with supposedly otherworldly echoey effects. A perfunctory guitar solo as a temporary break from the monotony of fuzz. One variety or other of blurrily photographed flora on the album cover. Give me strength, Lord (Sutch). As for psychedelic rock writing, well frankly Iโve read the phrase โexquisite wah-wahโ so many times now itโs sadly lost all meaning.
Far be it from me to offer any kind of respite from the boredom, however. If anything, Iโd like to embrace it. As anyone whoโs read David Foster Wallaceโs The Pale King will tell you, boredom can be a beautiful and powerful thing; it can be immersive, transcendental, comforting, diverting, political, inspirational, dangerous, life-affirming and a whole list of other seemingly contradictory adjectives. Braving boredom can be heroic. Being a boring person or engaging in boring pursuits can be positively rebellious, especially since the outbreak of the Digital Revolution. Had Wallace lived long enough to complete it, Iโm convinced that The Pale King would have been the most important novel of the 21st century, and even in its unfinished form it far outstrips the anti-Twitter Luddite raving of Jonathan Franzen, Dave Eggersโs satirical Orwell-ing and even Damon Albarnโs patronising mope-opus โEveryday Robotsโ. Incidentally, the earliest recorded use of the word โboredomโ in 1852 (in Dickensโs Bleak House) preceded, by just over a century, the coining of the term โpsychedelicโ by Humphry Osmond in 1956 which was followed, 55 years later, by the posthumous publication of The Pale King, the non-posthumous publication of Peter Tooheyโs Boredom: A Lively History, and the debut cassette release by Leeds-based neo-psychedelic anti-stars Hookworms, which is quite interesting if not particularly meaningful.
So, anyway, hereโs how this tripโs going to work: โpsych-rockโ will be defined in the broadest possible sense. As takes my fancy, Iโll probably include bits of noise-rock and whatnot to boot. Iโll open each column with some preliminary thoughts on whatever vaguely psychedelically- and/or rock-shaped topics have struck my fragile mind over the few weeks, days, hours or minutes prior to writing, even if theyโre about curtain designs or marmite sandwiches. (It is through endeavours such as these that I hope to take psych-rock writing to radical new heights of mundanity, bravely forging a fresh kind of journalism, an extra-humdrum version of gonzo. โHomzomโ, if you will.) Then thereโll be a few capsule reviews of the notable psych-type releases from the current month or thereabouts. So welcome, dear reader, to Columnfortably Numb. Itโs going to be like a psych-rock column… ON ACID!
Herbcraft – Wot Oz
(Woodsist)
This is quite interesting. This is quite interesting. This is quite interesting. Wot Oz is Matt Lajoieโs fourth Herbcraft LP since the dissolution of his previous free-folk outfit Cursillistas and the first to feature brand new backing members Joe Lindsey and Aaron Neveu. Ostensibly a tour rehearsal that was captured on tape, Lajoie deemed the bottled results to be aurally fragrant enough to justify their official release. He wasnโt wrong and Wot Ozโs lo-fi production only helps it to sound like it was recorded in some sun-drenched South American cabin in the early โ70s. The LPโs opening rumble of astral-dub recalls Heavy Deeds-era Sun Araw, an intro which gives way to โFit Ur-Headโ, a brazen lead & pedals wig-out with vague Indian vibes, tropical drum shapes and shamanistic mutant shrieking. There are a couple of shorter intermissions, one ambient, one funkier, and two twelve-minute closing jams. The penultimate one is slower, more abstract and globular; a heavy-legged trek across a dust planet with background laser noises, space wind and Martian cutlery percussion. โBread Donโt Riseโ takes things back up a notch with its wired hippy party vibes. Sadly, this vibrant final piece cuts off abruptly and is followed by ten seconds of ugly silence. Iโm assured this is intentional (apparently the tape fell off the reel) but itโs a brutal way to jar the listener back into the cruel realm of reality and as irritating as that postmodern novel you read back in the 1990s that ended midsentence. Ever heard of a fade out, guys?
Destruction Unit – Negative Feedback Resistor
(Sacred Bones)
โFinally, the punk rockers are taking acid,โ The Flaming Lips proclaimed when reissuing their first three albums in one handy CD boxset. However, The Lips always sounded more in the Pink Floyd camp than Minor Threatโs, while in the sleeve notes to that particular comp Wayne Coyne confessed to hating LSD. Destruction Unit, on the other hand, are the real psych-punk deal and were even tripping their beshaded nuts off when interviewed by Spin Magazine the other week. Imagine Lemmy had never been kicked out of Hawkwind. Imagine Lemmy and his bandmates had managed to reconcile their differences. Imagine Hawkwind had allowed Lemmy to indulge in his Motรถrhead speed-freak tendencies while Lemmy in turn learnt to tolerate their own hippy-trippy spaced-out traits. Imagine they all signed to SST together and toured with Discharge, Poison Idea and their mohawked brethren. Thatโs what Destruction Unit are like. Their bugged-out leader Ryan Rousseau roars about decay and salvation and other spiritual and psychological neuroses under a veritable sandstorm of sprawling helicopter hubbub. Itโs easily their densest and most claustrophobic effort to date and yet, quite the opposite of most punk rock groups, Destruction Unitโs longest numbers are their best and all of their songs actually get better with each time you listen, no matter how malevolent they initially appear. A compellingly twisted racket.
Workinโ Man Noise Unit – Play Loud
(Riot Season)

Riot Season is quickly becoming one of my favourite UK labels, not least because many of its signings seem to be snatching stoner rock back from the flagging clutches of the United States and infusing its Orange-amped phatness with more eccentrically British lyrical qualities. Earlier this year, the songs on Henry Blackerโs second LP jumped from one subject (i.e. seamen stranded on the ocean) to another (such as a โshit magusโ who โstinks of cum and cooking sherryโ) like a diverse collection of short stories or a succession of Monty Python sketches. Whereas their glamorously tanned Californian forbearers such as Fu Manchu sang about joy rides on sand dunes in boogie vans, Workinโ Man Noise Unit focus instead on Readingโs Inner Distribution Road. In their press release, the band describe the IDR as โa concrete blanket that snakes around the centre of the town, holding Reading in a sort of permanent stranglehold.โ The runaway American dream of Highway 9, this ainโt. Born to run, we arenโt. Born to be asphyxiated by oppressive dual carriageways, are we. When not shouting at roads or confessing to an obsession with the atomic bomb, WMNU assert that โweโve got nothing to say… but we will say it anywayโ and amen to that. Sonically, Play Loud is packed with no-nonsense meat-feast riffs accompanied by a swirling background breeze. โYeah, I Was Hypnotizedโ hints towards a potential knack for Torche-esque poppiness before it audaciously decelerates to a sludgier wallow. Similarly, โBlack Lightsโ might have been categorized as a proper rock ballad if WMNU hadnโt buried its vocals in potato mash and black gravy and dubbed on a guitar track that resembles a distressed chimpanzee trying to screech its way out of its shit-covered cage. Another highlight, โSmoke Like Hellโ, is basically Janeโs Addiction rewriting Oasisโs โCigarettes & Alcoholโ in Clutchโs rehearsal space. Itโs on this tune and the following couple of closing numbers (and particularly the bleakly political โHate Itโ) that the bandโs rowdy dual vocals start to remind you of Fugazi, which only sweetens the whole damn deal.
Early Mammal – Take A Lover
(Riot Season)
A little fuzzier, both in sound and mind, than WMNU are their label-mates Early Mammal. Theyโre a talented and versatile bunch, albeit an overly loose one who lack the more solid, graspable identity of Workinโ Man Noise Unit, Henry Blacker or Bad Guys. In Mark Yarmโs oral history of grunge (Everybody Loves Our Town, 2011), Jeff Smith from Mr. Epp and the Calculations observed how the first Stone Temple Pilots album was โalmost like a best-of-Seattleโ, comprised of a fake Alice In Chains song, a fake Nirvana song, a fake Pearl Jam song, etc., etc. Likewise, Early Mammal are in grave danger of being the Stone Temple Pilots of psych-rock. They sound like Endless Boogie on one track, Sleep on another, then Dead Meadow, then The Entrance Band, then Eternal Tapestry, then Kyuss, and so on. Lyrically speaking, Early Mammal fail to push themselves into the stranger (or sometimes peculiarly everyday) territory into which WMNU, HB and BD have dared to venture. If lines like โfeet are cold on the reptile floorโ and โtell my friends that Iโm a hell of a mess, Mother, she died todayโ tell us anything at all, itโs that the fetid whiff of Jim Morrisonโs corpse continues to float across the Channel from Pรจre Lachaise.
Hills – Frid
(Rocket)
Like their fellow psychedelic world-music-aficionados Goat, Swedenโs Hills have one eye on the West, another looking to the East and a third one gazing into another dimension. In fact, Fridโs first track is a little like getting a postcard from your entitled gap-yearing uni pal because halfway through its running time the mega-fuzzing electric guitar (โCalifornia was baking, bruv…โ) is suddenly replaced by the sound of a single sitar (โweโre now in Delhi, mate… wish you were here!โ). The Eastern patterns seep into the next number, โNational Droneโ (which nation that might be precisely is anyoneโs guess), which adds indecipherably echoed vocals and some fully-immersed lead guitar noodling. The ten-minute stand-out track โOch Solen Sรคnkte Sig Rรถdโ has some nice heady bass, propulsive, Krautrock-ing drums and a Bong-like mad monk doing some mental mantra chanting about how you should look inside your mind or whatever. The monkโs presence continues on the concluding track โDeath Will Find A Wayโ, which lies equidistant between George Harrisonโs fancy mansion, Amon Dรผรผlโs communal crash-pad and a dusty Hindu temple. With certain psych releases itโs unclear whether youโre having your consciousness expanded or being given a geography lesson. Thing is, theyโre the same thing, right? Some wizards wear elbow patches.
Mild High Club – Timeline
(Circle Star)
Over to LA now, where the mop-headed and vintage-moustachioed Alexander Brettin crafts woozy ballads using whatever instruments and recording gubbins he happens to have lying around his hookah-cluttered bedroom. Heโs shared stages with the likes of Ariel Pink and Mac DeMarco and has just finished a stint on the road with Lizard Lizard & the Lizard Lizard (as I call them), which should give you some idea of the area weโre in. Looking back as far as the original psychedelic practitioners of the 1960s and as closely as the postmodern revivalism of the Noughtiesโ hypnogogic pop singers, this record may be pretty retro all right but thereโs no denying that Brettin has some lovely tunes in his flower-power repertoire. Timelineโs melancholic melodies are buried in thin layers of sonic wonkiness, as if Todd Rundgren had been produced by Nick Nicely and its strongest moments recall the most tender-yet-still-brown-sounding moments of the much-missed Ween. Plus, I donโt think thereโs much cynical or ironic posing going on here, mainly because Brettin and his ragtag crew of backing musicians look so authentically baked in the video for โWindowpaneโ. They float around in paddleboats, suffer sunburn, perform topless solos and peel gluey gunk off of their own faces. Toasted, nicely toasted.
500mg – To The Firmament
(Drawing Room)
As the guitarist and makeshift leader of the worldโs greatest psych-rock band (Philadelphiaโs Bardo Pond), Michael Gibbons is a veritable God among us mere mortals. On top of steering the Bardo boat, holding down a decent day-job, recording like-minded musicians and playing in Lord knows how many side-projects, Gibbons also records remarkable solo opuses under the name 500mg. To The Firmament is this projectโs most varied record to date. Whereas previous releases mixed acoustic pluckery with dense fogs of distortion, here Gibbons embellishes his customary musical mannerisms with neo-classical samples of violins, trumpets and cellos, ambient piano plonking, frazzled spoken-word sections about faces coming out of the walls and the occasional moment of croaky singing. Towards the end, he even throws in a hazy cover of the Rolling Stones/Marianne Faithful dope ballad โSister Morphineโ which sounds, somewhat impressively, like Mark Lanegan hooking up with his old drug buddy Dylan Carlson from Earth. TTF is a fascinating glimpse into the drowsily busy mind of a psych-rock genius and a breakthrough moment for this particular project.
Brian Ellis & Brian Granger – At Dusk
Brian Ellis Group – Escondido Sessions
(El Paraiso)
The El Paraiso label was founded in 2011 by Jonas Munk and Jakob Skรธtt of Danish psych-rockers Causa Sui as an outlet for their own bandโs produce as well as its side-projects and โprojects that are related in spirit.โ So even if youโre of the opinion that Brian Ellisโs output doesnโt strictly fall under the category of โpsych-rockโ (whatever the hell that is, donโt ask me, Iโm but a mere psych-rock columnist, not Professor of Genre Terminology at Woodstock University), if Munk and Skรธtt think his material possesses an affinity with the likes of Papir and Shiggajon then Iโm certainly not going to question them. Just strap me into the rocketship and let me observe the nature of the planets we pass. With its pastoral post-rocky palette, At Dusk is the calmer of these two worlds. Ellis provides repetitive folk- and raga-influenced guitar motifs into which his co-Brian blends twinkling ambient synth effects. Itโs almost as if that other brilliant Brian (Eno) had used his magical Moog to summon the spirit of Bert Jansch so he could watch the sun go down for one last time.
The Escondido Sessions, on the other hand, is basically jazz fusion. But donโt worry, itโs pretty darn psychedelic jazz fusion, all right? Sun Ra would dig it, okay? Miles Davis would think it was groovy, you dig? If youโre having trouble with all the lively cymbal tappery, funky organ lines and unhinged brass honks, just try to imagine that the saxophone is a Rickenbacker 335 Jetglo with a ton of big-muffed reverb on it, and youโll be just fine. Besides, if youโre anything like me, youโll be gagging for a course of jazz sorbet to cleanse your cochlear palette after all that blooming psych-rock above.
Next time: why Anton Chekhov was the first real psych-rock superstar