Sure weโve all had the experience, as fans of weird stupid life-affirming music, of encountering things whose premise isnโt matched by the reality. Bands, or whatever, with the sickest name or flyest look or combo of professed influences or ideological stance to hang your own politics onโฆ and then you listen and itโs kinda dud. Maybe you kid yourself about this because you want the jigsaw to complete itself. Or maybe you skip the heartache and cane Queremos Ver El Mundo Arder (Drunken Sailor), the debut LP by queer Mexican goth punks Heterofobia, because you figured that queer Mexican goth punk was an infallible combination of descriptorsโฆ and by gum you were right!
From their excellently sardonic name onwards, Heterofobia, a four-piece from Monterrey, profess to relish their status as a counterblast to the overtly macho Mexican rock culture. (Thereโs been a blessed clump of great Mexi-hardcore bands in the last few years โ Riรฑa and Anti-Sex for example โ with the caveat that theyโre not necessarily representative of much but themselves.) Queremos manages this through a despairing vulnerability in Daniel รlvarezโs (Spanish) lyrics and a dark-centred slinkiness to their post punk-inflected songs, while still remaining tough as old boots. รlvarez, who sings with a waspish hoarseness, and drummer Alex Castaรฑo are the two main drivers of Heterofobia into hardcore territory: whip-fast pounders with chorus pedalled-out deathrock guitar and stoic basslines. A fairly faithful cover of โYa Estรก Bienโ by 80s-era Spanish punks La Uvi stands out for its holler-along directness, but this thing is riddled with hooks if you just stick your hands in and prepare to bleed a little.
Also on Drunken Sailor, which is putting out at least one legit banger per month these days, is Cruelty by Londonโs Negative Space โ a seven-song, 19-minute 45rpm 12-inch, as opposed to Heterofobiaโs ten-song, 15-minute 45rpm long player (as per the labelโs Bandcamp). Dunno what the categorical difference is, but both releases leave me wanting more because theyโre tasty, not for reasons of brevity. Negative Space, too, have stern rhythms, a booming anarcho-goth mix job and an existentialist lyrical eye. Since their previous album, late 2017 debut Gestalt, theyโve tacked to a noisier, more belligerent sound โ slightly unusually for this sort of thing, although Bad Breeding would be a loosely comparable group with a similar arc.
Much of Gestaltโs lyrics, according to vocalist Sean Haughton, addressed โthe effects of gender dysphoria on the selfโ, and this seems to have continued into Crueltyโs opening song, โNegative Freedomโ: โBinaries from which your brain canโt shield โฆ never being how you perceive.โ Paired to an unlikely but highly effective Crisis-via-Live Skull martial stomp spiked with feedback sculpture, itโs a brain-grabbing opener, its energy maintained by anarchist fantasy โTheft Utopiaโ (โYour kids, your wife, your home, your money โฆ I know where to get it / itโs coming from youโ). The Gang Of Four vibe which a few people, myself included, had noted on Gestalt has mostly been siphoned from Negative Spaceโs present sound โ apart from Ross Blairโs bassline on โEternal Rotationโ, where itโs more profound than before. Other things that elevate Negative Space amidst a crowded field: the way that a song like โPerformativeโ is composed of several distinct sections, transferring from one to the next without seeming fussily showy (or indeed performative); the noise and electronics which undergird many sections without exhausting the breathing space of the arrangements.
Seven songs, 15 minutes, 12-inch, 45rpm: thatโs 2020 Vision by Negative Gears, who also play post punk with steam coming out of their ears and a tump of supplementary electronic FX. And their name also starts with โNegativeโ. Obviously. These lot are from Sydney and formed about two years ago; 2020 Vision is their first release (on Static Shock in the UK, following an Australian pressing earlier this year), although most of the quintet played in a reasonably similar sounding band, Sinkhead, immediately prior. If not blisteringly original, 2020 Vision nevertheless stands out for the mood it transmits, a kind of yearning bolshiness: blunt-end, bassline-driven chugalongs where Julian Duxsonโs vocal goes all dub-console trippy now and then, yet blessed with guitar figures which possess a mass-market melodicism behind the scrubby production. โU.M.โ is notable, in the recordโs context, for its direct lyrical target (sexual abuse in the Australian Catholic church, with particular reference to paedophile ex-Archbishop George Pell); โAYODโ, which succeeds it, for being a melancholy instrumental that sounds vaguely like Dif Juz. The insecurities that prickle to the surface on final song โIdentifierโ (โLook me in the eyes and tell me Iโm worthyโ), their vehicle sounding akin to a sped-up Joy Division, add an extra emotional dimension to a strong debut.
If those three releases, and their ilk, leave you smiling politely while craving toxic earslaughter, here be Mortal Wound (Rawmantic Disasters/D-Takt & Rรฅpunk) by Extended Hell from New York. Eight songs, 15 minutes, 12 inches at 45 and exemplary Scando-psycho crust noise ravaging without cease. Extended Hellโs โex/current members ofโ list sloshes with the kind of minor league hardcore you can probably rest easy not hearing (although bassist Mike Hillersonโs Long Pigs were underratedly ripping for their brief existence), but whether or not Mortal Wound breaks โem out of NYC basement suffocation, I doubt thereโll be (m)any better dives into the piss-yellow pool containing Anti-Cimex, Poison Idea, Totalitรคr, Disorder and Doom this year. Joe Aquilina has a eyebrow-singeing hooligan bellow, ensuring you donโt forget Extended Hellโs USHC roots; the mix is a gluey throb of kรคngpunk kaos through which bone-piercing guitar flashes like sunrays, regardless. The discโs two epics, by which I mean upwards of three minutes each, betray an interest in experimentation: โOperational Exhaustionโs last 80 seconds feature what I think is supposed to be free jazz saxophone, while โDissidentโ evolves from a straight-ahead rocker into a last-lap sprint of wind-tunnel feedback.
Nowhere To Run (Ugly Pop), the debut release by PlasticHeads โ ten songs, 18 minutes, 45rpm 12-inch โ is by some distance the most punk qua punk thing in this monthโs column, in that itโs no-deviation turbo rock & roll that could have existed in 1977 without suspicion of having travelled through time, and would surely pick up new leopard-printed fans if they played Blackpoolโs annual punk nostalgia jamboree, Rebellion. It may also be my record of the month. Thatโs the way the hipbone crumbles sometimes.
As it goes, I fell for this album before actually finding out who PlasticHeads were, but this Toronto band have form. Jon Sharron, one of two singing guitarists in the four-piece, has burned through an acre of Ontario ensembles: most relevant to Nowhere To Run, perhaps, are hyperbrisk garage jesters Brutal Knights, inactive since early this decade, and Career Suicide, who Sharron joined for their fine 2017 LP Machine Response. Matt Ellisโ Flesh Rag and Erik Lovblomโs School Jerks were as relevantly snotty as their names imply, farโs I recall, but for now these fellows are stationed here and smashing it beyond, at least, my expectation. There are no slow parts at all, several rad Chuck Berry-through-kingsize-amps guitar intros and metallic powerpop solos, stick-slender and steel-tuff lead melodies, lyrics that enjoy a taunt or five (โShe doesnโt like you / she might despise you!โ; โHuman pig โฆ youโre stuck in the cityโ) and an overall way with hardcore-paced garage punk thatโs got me recalling good times spent with The Shitty Limits in a past era.
The debut EP by Pinnochio on Toxic State โ eight songs, 12 minutes, 33rpm 7-inch – are you getting bored of this yet? โ has been out for long enough that I could have reviewed it in my late-April column. Full, latepass-collecting disclosure: I wasnโt feeling it at the time. In hindsight, there is plenty to like โ plenty full stop โ about Pinnochio, itโs just somewhat piecemeal and unconventional. The aforesaid octet includes two groups of three songs which are interlinked either musically or by their titles, so โMy Time Vol. 1โ and โYour Timeโ open and close the EP with glammy handclaps and gaspy Slits/Kleenex vox from Mary Jane Dunphe โ ex of Straight Hedge favourites Vexx and Gen Pop, and never not good to have returning. โMy Time Vol. 2โ? Thatโs a beefy rocker with lyrics about hurting oneโs toe, ergo a highly distinct animal from the other โTimeโs. โLight Speedโ, volumes one to three, are scrappy wailers vaguely akin to early Black Flag, or at least much more like Vexx than any of the membersโ other bands: Pinnochioโs instrumental section are from the NYC DIY scene and include Eugene Terry and Keegan Dakkar, recently together in choogle-punk hedonists Cheena. Fans of whom oughta zoom in on โBehind Youโ, replete with an insolent buttrock riff and an entertaining video.
Springโs territorial march into summer brings with it a microglut of cool debut tapes by UK bands, so here are some words about them. Terra Soror are a three-piece from London, each member having done at least two other bands in the last few years to say nothing of other time-sinking activities. The lyrics of Revenge, six self-released songs which thread an almost surfpunk groove through blown-out gothic anarcho vibes, make extensive reference โ so Iโm informed by one of the group โ to ecofeminist theory (I figured out their nameโs translation from Latin on this basis, and I didnโt even go to public school). Terra Soror is also the first vocal gig for Ellie Roberts since Good Throb did the long hiatus thing, so thatโs clearly great, and she sounds more capable than ever of shooting lasers from her eyes. Virulent fuzz-bassed opener โHot Houseโ is a paean to antisocial rewilding: โThorns / thistles / briars / brambles / cover everything: REVENGE!โ; โLover Natureโ, if not quite self-explanatory, is perhaps a sly wink to/at anyone who might assume a song titled โLover Natureโ to be the work of insipid hippies.
Terra Soror have a song called โTroglodyteโ and Machiavellian Art have one called โNeanderthalโ. Which is nice! If not relevant to anything much. Not much background on this lot right now, at least without getting nosey: a five-piece from the Midlands (Walsall, sez their Bandcamp) who include Joe Parkes of skill sludge/grind merchants Vile Sect and have barely played live. Machiavellian Artโs cassette, another six-tracker, is shapeshifting dirgepunk enlivened by noir-y saxophone and our old pal the echo-treated vocal. I pick up base notes of Flipper (MAโs โVerbal Lobotomyโ has pretty much the same bassline as โHa Ha Haโ), No Trend, Brainbombs and Dethscalator, but thereโs tangible care and thought in these arrangements, which not all cribbers of this sorta sound can truthfully claim. Machiavellian Art may be a hairy and misshapen baby, but itโs neither Neanderthal nor troglodyte.
Apedreado were supposed to play their first ever gig less than an hour before I started writing this sentence (why would I lie about something that mundane?), but cancelled shortly beforehand, making them a Studio Project until further notice. Their four-song debut, released by tape label Cold Comfort, is everything-on-red D-beat savagery which puts the โdisโ into โdismiss the prospect of being able to hear yourself think for the next nine minutesโ. An esteemed, mostly Leeds-based assembly of the current UKHC scene โ including Liam Fox of The Flex and many others, Ben Hills of Brightonโs Vile Spirit and Beta Blockersโ Paddy Carley โ Apedreadoโs vibe is Spanish-language noisepunk that runs up on the big dogs of Japan, Sweden and suchlike for sheer dentist-drill tone foulness. Gaby Ujueta is a fine vocalist, sounding appropriately desperate in the eye of the storm, and the mastering is loud almost to the point of cruelty. Investigate!
Manage your time wisely by giving Maladia, also streamable at the Cold Comfort Bandcamp, a whirl too. These five songs are the London bandโs first shared music, as far as I can tell, although personnel includes Marta Zabala of Score and Los Cripis plus Simon Marsham of gloompunx Fex Urbis, which I for one consider a pedigree. Itโs creepy crawl hardcore with a dark psychedelic spike through its frontal lobe โ a weirder, less dudely answer to the recent, oddly slept-on album by Leedsโ Whipping Post. Some guitars spiral like grease down a plughole, others jut out like broken limbs, and singer John Weston sounds like he never met a tether he couldnโt end. Like all the other debutantes in this particular column, I hope Maladia stick around for a good stretch.