Straight Hedge! Noel Gardner Reviews Punk & HC For March

Noel Gardner's punk and HC roundup returns, taking him from Chicago to Barcelona, Melbourne and beyond. Homepage photo: Coax

Sometimes you hear a record and fall hard for it, and one of the things youโ€™re thinking about it is that it โ€œtranscends its genreโ€. Unfortunately, you have also wasted a huge part of your life reading crappy music reviews and therefore know that these sorts of phrases are red flags for inane observations from dilettantes. How to proceed? Maybe by coming out the gate and saying that Behind The Concrete Veil (Mendeku Diskak), the debut album by Chicagoโ€™s Lost Legion, is a front-to-back object lesson in how to make a modern Oi! record, and that the many components that arenโ€™t entirely textbook examples of the genre โ€“ which transcend it, even โ€“ in no way serve to water down the final product.

On record, Lost Legion are a duo, lead vocalist Ian Wise sharing instruments with bandmate Dave Fortunato. โ€˜War Machineโ€™, which opens this LP, has bass-first arrangements on the verses and nasally punkabilly guitar breaks that skew closer to decorated Chicago veterans Naked Raygun; although that feel doesnโ€™t evaporate, Behindโ€ฆโ€™s subsequent nine songs deliver more of the boots-and-braces good stuff.

Let me count the ways I love Lost Legion, specifically during this 25 minutes: Wiseโ€™s melodies that soar to the point of bombast, even while the actual sound is clipped and minimal; the fact this album sounds so great despite (in fact, likely because of) the singer recording it himself; โ€˜Disposedโ€™, which has great, layered shimmers of gothic guitar and updates the workers-against-the-bosses lyrical trope for the actual age we live in; sections, fleeting or otherwise, that remind me of Leatherface or the Misfits or Joy Division or Stiff Little Fingers or Institute without โ€“ to reiterate this point โ€“ making the whole some inconclusive halfway house of a thing.

Overdue shine given to Hacker from Melbourne on the occasion of Psy Wi-Fi (Beach Impediment / Helta Skelta), their first 7-inch after a 2021 12-inch, Pick A Path, that could have easily been a 7-inch if theyโ€™d wanted it to. Listening back, having all but slept on it at the time, that older release is some choice high concept hardcore knuckleheadery, and although their four newest tracks drop the pace moderately Iโ€™m calling Psy Wi-Fi a step up.

Hackerโ€™s two guitarists allow for two angles of attack, with moments of metallic swagger rising from the stab-frenzy staccato stomp that defined Pick A Path. It sounds like thereโ€™s two vocalists, as well, but both seem to be Nellie Pearson, moving between registers with aplomb. Pearsonโ€™s other band, Soakie, released a smashing EP in 2020 and nothing since, so if required Iโ€™ll settle for Hacker and her compelling lyrical tack. โ€˜How Do You Kill It?โ€™ is Dungeons & Dragons-themed, โ€˜Deliveratorโ€™ more real-world in its encapsulation of the takeaway food courierโ€™s grim lot but with some sci-fi angel dust sprinkled on top.

Pearson recently described Melbourne as โ€œbig enough to have overlapping scenes, but small enough that most people know each other,โ€ so from several thousand miles away I wonder if a band like garage punks Drunk Mums are included in that. Theyโ€™re good for my column, at any rate, and Iโ€™ve even looked past the โ€˜band of male musicians with name that kinda implies theyโ€™re womenโ€™ thing, although not so far past that I didnโ€™t mention it.

All ten songs on Beer Baby (Legless / Bachelor), the fourth Drunk Mums album, are under three minutes and half are under two, which amounts to substantially greater efficiency than its predecessors. Vocals are shared in a way that implies grand blokeish camaraderie, while the tunes split the odds between โ€˜77 London punk, the pub rock which spawned it and US counterparts like the Dead Boys. Less insistently Antipodean than one might assume of a band with a frontman named Jake โ€˜Dingoโ€™ Doyle who open their album with a song titled โ€˜New Australiaโ€™ (probably the most lyrically thoughtful song on it, as it goes), Drunk Mumsโ€™ influence on Amyl & The Sniffers and The Chats is noted; for the compulsive rankers among you, theyโ€™re not as good as the first of those bands and better than the second.

Back to the Basque label Mendeku Diskak with the third EP by Barcelonaโ€™s Enemic Interior. Closer to what one might consider โ€˜classicโ€™ Oi! than Lost Legion, the four-piece nevertheless slather on solid portions of goth gloom in their lyrics and production touches alike, as well as encroaching on hardcore territory with the 51-second โ€˜Als ร€ngelsโ€™.

Itโ€™s worth again lauding efficiency as regards these five songs, as heaven knows there are plenty of Oi! bands who would have dragged them out to twice their length: Enemic Interior get things done with the devastating unfussiness of a hired assassin or eccentric plutocratโ€™s butler. It appears to be another self-recording job, and with no-one to blame if they stray from the path these Catalonians do no such thing. Sumptuous chorus pedal lights up โ€˜Pilars De La Decadรจnciaโ€™, while a call-and-response vocal gambit (with a few cheeky โ€œwoah-ohโ€s for good measure) stirs the claret on โ€˜Cos A Cosโ€™, the EPโ€™s relative epic at just over two minutes. If you swoon to bands like Rixe youโ€™ll probably dig these fellows, although that doesnโ€™t describe the whole picture.

The wind now blows us west to Madrid and knocks the clean-tasting lager from our hand, because that wind is in fact the gymnastic bulldozer of a debut LP by straight-edge hardcore legion Desorden! Afilado Terror (Quality Control) turns oneโ€™s head with its sleeve, which depicts a giant version of the bandโ€™s vocalist Alenka destroying the cityโ€™s Edificio Metrรณpolis. Or possibly a normal sized version of her destroying a scale model of it.

Desorden crib, most prominently, from a fairly narrow section of hardcore history โ€“ an early 90s sound that flourished in north-east USA and built on both late 80s NYHC (with, generally, more โ€˜proโ€™ recording jobs) and the thrash metal and crossover from the same period (with most of the virtuosity and onanism stripped out). Guitarist Leo Forjados is also vocalist for Arma X, another Madrid edge unit whose 12โ€ Quality Control released about 18 months ago, and if that band go bigger on warp-speed solos and Slayer genuflection than Desorden do, when either come with a doomladen intro you know something berserk is on its way; Forjadosโ€™ and Afilado Terrorโ€™s most metal moments, namely โ€˜Hargaโ€™ and the title track, are also LP highlights, and Alenka is a vocal powerhouse in any language.

New on QCHQ, too, is the debut demo from Ikhras, who are based between London and Brighton and divide their lyrics between English and Arabic. Cassettes of Jahanam Btistana come with a sheet of A4, featuring writing by Ikhrasโ€™ Hassan Afaneh and Hassan Dozakhi โ€“ Pakistani frontman of German band Zanjeer, whose fine 2022 EP I reviewed. Ikhras, much like Zanjeer, are valuable for reasons of representation alone, but are also using their moment to speak with force and clarity on matters which affect them far more directly than most people to whom hardcore gives a platform.

They also have a shipping containerโ€™s worth of riffs across these five songs: thereโ€™s a bit of mid-00s Boston in the mix, some proto-youth crew before it got cleaned up too much, probably some London HC contemporaries like Layback. โ€˜Tolerate Meโ€™ and โ€˜Enlighten Meโ€™ have a hip hop bounce thanks largely to the vocal delivery, and like more than a few classic hip hop albums Ikhrasโ€™ main lyrical target isnโ€™t the unreachable bigots out there but liberal head-patters: โ€œYou pick your words so carefully / Trying your best not to offend me.โ€ โ€˜Al Nahrโ€™, which concludes Jahanam Btistana, is a specifically pro-Palestinian song (this being Afanehโ€™s familial heritage), and while its words could have been written any time in the last two decades or more it drives home how unusual it is โ€“ in the last five months or before โ€“ for hardcore bands to address this particular atrocity in their music.

Londoners Catastrophe have also just dropped their Dead On Arrival demo (through the PMT tape label) and it is some ripper crust, I can tell you! Chaotic, like life is, but hardly cack-handed, this fivesome tune the bass to full buzz, limber up their D-beating hand and nail their doomladen sound seven times over.

Itโ€™s homage on some level, I guess, but maybe better thought of as patching their favoured niche noises together in an attempt at creating the exact sound they wanted to hear. In this case, those might include UK anarcho at its most apocalyptically riffy, early 80s Swedish hardcore and the parts of late-80s โ€˜Britcoreโ€™ that werenโ€™t overly metallic or pseudo-American. Canโ€™t make out Jon Osborneโ€™s lyrics for the most part (or read the handwriting on the insert), and the song titles are essentially cookiecutter for this type of music, but the inlay does also say โ€œKILL THE ROYAL FAMILY AND PISS ON THEIR GRAVESโ€ โ€“ inspirational for those too impatient to let nature take its course.

Coax, a hardcore band from St Petersburg, have released two tape EPs via Englandโ€™s Noise Merchant label, Time Warp having come out about six weeks before this column. In between those was a one-off song, โ€˜Dumblandโ€™, from spring 2022 and about โ€œour societyโ€™s reaction to the catastrophe in Ukraine and Belarusโ€. Not sure that fully comes through in the lyrics (representative sample: โ€œYour dad is an asshole / And mum is a cuntโ€), but Iโ€™m on board with the broad โ€˜tude of Time Warp, possibly the first time Iโ€™ve stuck my head in a Russian hardcore hole since waxing loopy about Petlya โ€“ also from St Petersburg, but with no apparent activity since 2019.

โ€œEgg or chain?โ€ ponder Coax in their Instagram bio, and โ€“ at the risk of doing my small bit to help make these jokey subgenre names into real, codified ones used by people years down the line โ€“ thereโ€™s both effervescent unseriousness and unfettered rage on Time Warp. โ€œGlue, gas, booze, drugs โ€“ thatโ€™s my lifestyle!โ€ claims Alena Shpana on โ€˜Dickheadโ€™. โ€œI like my colourful dogs,โ€ she continues over deathrock-derived guitar and a beat that swings like an anvil on a bungee rope. โ€˜Time Warpโ€™ the song is a sinister plod (non-pejorative use thereof), โ€˜Half-Life Troopersโ€™ and โ€˜Tin Soldierโ€™ much higher tempo and suitably militaristic, rhythmically.

Noise Merchantโ€™s latest crop also harbours the debut EP from Palรกnta of Budapest: it was first released in Hungary 18 months ago, on a label named Szรฉgyen Kazettรกk that seems pretty foundational to a whole DIY punk scene in the city, but I sure wasnโ€™t hip to it at the time and am rudely going to assume that you werenโ€™t either. Indulge me, then, as I catch up with Palรกntaโ€™s unpeggable progcore steez.

A keyboardist, Bรกlint, is among the four instrumentalists of this quintet, and lends a heavy psych wail to circus-tempo thrashings like โ€˜Dรณnde Ruedaโ€™ and โ€˜ร‰hsรฉgโ€™; Grรฉta Tรณth-Krippl is the only credited vocalist, but either by studio conjuring or pure discombobulation it often sounds like thereโ€™s three or so people chuntering on here. โ€˜ร‰jszakai Kerti Partiโ€™ and โ€˜Dezsล‘โ€™ both approach the five-minute mark but never let the energy drop, their preposterous impulsiveness reminding me of 90s mouldbreakers like Trumanโ€™s Water, and Iโ€™m charmed by โ€˜ร‰hsรฉgโ€™ โ€“ which zigzags between HC/jazzoid aggression, a quick guitar break that makes me think very specifically of Throwing Muses, and organ-damaged wizardโ€™s-cape prog โ€“ most of all.

Snuffling around the aforementioned Szรฉgyen Kazettรกk label caused me to be knocked asunder by a more recent tape of theirs, by Cฬงayรฎr โ€“ whose membership is mostly unknown to me but at a minimum share members with bands who share members with Palรกnta. Itโ€™s ten songs of noisepunk/crasher crust of the most unfeasibly primitive stripe: guitar and bass nuclear-fused together, sometimes effecting a sort of mutant throb with early-00s Load Records vibes (see โ€˜ร‰vszรกzad Temetล‘jeโ€™) but more often like a band who sent a demo to the Crust War label and got told to clean their act up a bit. Distortion devotees step inside!

At the last, four songs of something approaching pop music: in the context of this column, yes, but also on its own terms, which are set out by London duo Lindsay Corstophine and Heather Dunlop as Grazia. Though this is Dunlopโ€™s first band of substance, Corstophine has been releasing records for nearly a quarter-century: Sauna Youth were his longest-running group, Violin (a hardcore band in which he plays everything) the noisiest, and based on Graziaโ€™s debut 7-inch In Poor Taste (Feel It) they are set to be the sweetest.

Both members also being an actual couple probably aids this impression, even if thereโ€™s nothing in these songs that specifically addresses it: โ€˜Cheapโ€™ talks of rugburn and other quasi-sexual things, if you must be prurient. By the same token, you can unpick threads of lyrical self-critique by Dunlop in โ€˜Thistleโ€™ and โ€˜Stupid Paradiseโ€™, but that canโ€™t override how comprehensively cheerful In Poor Taste sounds. Garage rock organ, basslines primed for the more melodically-inclined end of postpunk (or โ€˜Boris The Spiderโ€™ by The Who, in the case of โ€˜Speed Freakโ€™) and cooly spoke-sung vocals that take the Shangri-Las via tweepop route to the cranial pleasure centre: distortion devotees, maybe youโ€™ll like this more than you know.


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