Another year, is it? Already? Whatโs on your bingo card? For me? Maybe actual bingo. Iโm old enough to remember when telephones were attached to the walls, like in Stranger Things, and the whole family would gather in front of the telly together to enjoy anything that wasnโt hosted by Cilla Black.
Here are some predictions for 2026 in the world of psychedelia, other music, and beyond. Given the catastrophes that are already looming, theyโre actually quite light-hearted.
My Bloody Valentine will โdropโ a brand new albumโฆ into the bin. And begin rewriting it from scratch.
The Spectator columnist Bonnie Blue is going to headline Cheltenham Literature Festival.
Jools Holland to be replaced as the Later Withโฆ host by Iggy Pop. Less boogie-woogie. More near-octogenarian toplessness. A superior calibre of guests.
Quentin Tarantinoโs final film will be a biopic of Grace Slick, from the perspective of the singerโs feet.
The Country Music Associationโs Korean-style takeover of the BBCโs radio and television channels will continue unabated, with disastrous consequences for what remains of British national identity.
Sam Mendes will begin filming several interconnected biopics about each member of GNOD.
Veteran rockstarsโ credibility will cease to be measured in terms of which ones have turned down a knighthood or other honour. Respect will henceforth hinge on whether one answers the phone to fucking Yungblud.
Frank Turner to be nationalised.
The following albums will sweep up at the Grammys, Ivor Novellos, Mercurys, MOBOs, BRITs and Nobels. Hooray!
Lord ElephantUltra SoulHeavy Psych Sounds
Whatโs the difference between psychedelic rock music and heavy metal without the singing and/or grunting? Donโt ask me. I had Flickering Resonance by Pelican in Columnfortably Numbโs best psych records of 2025, much to three readersโ chagrin. This Italian trio are called Lord Elephant so obviously theyโre heavy. Think about the weight of an average elephant. Now imagine the absolute LORD of the species. Heโs going to strain the scales, all right. Most of these seven instrumentals start off quietly with some mellow noodling or suspenseful fuzz. Soon enough, the phatter and engulfing riffiosity will arrive. Thereโll be a fancier guitar solo at some point. Maybe another one will appear a few minutes later. The tempo might pick up towards the end, ร la โGiganticaโ and โMindNightโ. All in all, itโs a bit like ISIS meets Earthless. The final number ends on a fade-out which gives the impression that the band just kept hammering away until their limbs fell off or the neighbours complained. Theyโre not quite at a Pelican level just yet. Thereโs a missing โX factorโ or some subtle forms of variation missing that would help elevate the pachyderm higher. This Lord ainโt Dumbo just yet.ย
Winged WheelDesert So Green12XU
If thereโs one thing Iโve learned, musicians donโt like being pigeonholed. To whack them into genre categories is an inadequate way to illustrate their unique talents, individuality and range. The following description of this American post-something supergroupโs latest recording does lean towards one-style-meets-another-style, for which I can only apologise. Hopefully it gives some impression of their merit, nevertheless. โCanvas 11โ mixes comfort twinkling with minor-key tension. โCanvas 2โ is Dischord post-hardcore via New Weird America. Thatโs followed by a ragged and looser garage-y number called โSpeed Tableโ. โMore Frog Poemsโ offers dense and moody no wave. โBeautiful Holy Jewel Homeโ is baritone art rock. โCanvas 8โ? Thatโs abstract feedback ambience. For โBird Spellsโ, think A Thousand Leaves-era Sonic Youth with echoey, folky vocals. โI See Poseurs Every Dayโ is jittery and evanescent, whereas โThe Suite Goes Quietโ could be MV&EE after a gap year somewhere in the East. Top stuff.ย
Michael HamptonInto The Public DomainSound Mind
Michael Hamptonโs contribution to far-out kaleidoscopic funk rock cannot be understated. Legend has it that this self-taught guitarist was recruited as Eddie Hazelโs Funkadelic stand-in after impressing the group with his note-for-note rendition of the 10-minute masterpiece โMaggot Brainโ. โEddie couldnโt even play it note for note,โ recalled bandmate Garry Shider. Hamptonโs new solo album blasts off with that signature, spiky lead tone of his which soulfully screeches away on the fast-paced โFight Or Flightโ. โSavannaโ is Led Zeppelin if theyโd had Afrobeat leanings. The sax-backed โCanyon Jamโ is funkier than Rick Jamesโ knee-length boots, but sadly only 90 seconds long. Thankfully, the next track keeps the party pumping. โTechnicolor Mobile Homeโ wades into symphonic country. What a hoot. No notes.
Ginger WizardCurious Flora And Fauna Of The Ancient WorldCrypt Of The Wizard
Weโre told that this mysterious musician discovered a copy of Bo Hanssonโs Music Inspired By Lord Of The Rings, in a Prague record shop, and never looked back. His Music Inspired By Music Inspired By Lord Of The Rings does have its unashamed proggy qualities. This might put off some listeners who are allergic to the likes of Rick Wakeman, CBE. As a word of warning to that lot, the instruments used on โStyraxโ do include flute, dudek and bongos. Where are we again? Kentโs countryside in the 1960s? No! Czechia. Now! There is a warmness to the production of these instrumentals, however, and most of them are relatively and wisely restrained, with a spaciousness that allows each part to breathe. And it is not strictly prog, even if one of the Bandcamp tags does read โOrcsโ. Some passages share their style with the more elaborate end of post rock. The final section of โArgosโ, for instance, could be something by Grails. Mellowly absorbing.ย ย ย ย
HomegrownHomegrownMajestic Mountain
This Gothenburg-based quartet specialise in instrumentals that are technically accomplished yet also delightfully fuzzy. Theyโre one of those bands that can show off an awful lot within a crisp five minutes, occasionally providing that sense that theyโre on the cusp of falling off the rails completely. In that respect, their sound has some similarities to Helsinkiโs exuberant Kaleidobolt, although this set of guys donโt do any singing. Theyโll lower their tempos before ratcheting them back up again. At its calmest, as on โHuldranโ, Homegrown can get a little dubby, whereas โAdams รppleโ could be a vocal-less P-Funk ballad of sorts. Whether rockinโ out fully or dimming down the lighting, they always offer loads and loads of guitar solos, it must be said. You have been warned.
Non ViolenceLifted CurseRiot Season
For an outfit whose name appears to condone pacifism, this power trioโs sound is aggressive. Better to pour those impulses into your art than get into a barfight or throw a stranger through a shop window, isnโt it. Joining forces are Mike Vest (Bong, 11Paranoias, Blown Out, Lush Worker, a million other projects), Dave Sneddon (also of a million projects, some of them the same ones as Vest) and David Jasso (from Over-Gain Optimal Death). Itโs a rough โnโ ugly recording which nods towards each partyโs enthusiasm and admiration for unhinged avant-rock from Japan. In its less steady moments, it isnโt even clear whether each member is trying to play the same song as the others. Boy, does it have potency though. Sneddon bashes away, fairly low in the mix. The guitars dominate in a metallic space rock manner. Jasso basically barks his head off, as if imprisoned within the walls of Arkham Asylum and screaming bloody vengeance on the becaped billionaire who threw him in there. It seems tinnitus-inducingly loud, even when the stereo volume is turned way down low. After the final, sixth song crashes to an end, youโll want to sit and meditate to all 124 tranquil minutes of The Tired Sounds Of Stars Of The Lid, just to take the edge off.
Next time: changes are afootโฆ