Can it be a coincidence that my favourite hardcore album of 2016 to date is titled Poser, while my favourite book of 2016 to date is titled Pretentiousness? They are in many ways very different: the album, by Chicago band The Repos, would undoubtedly be a distracting soundtrack to reading the book, written by an art journal editor named Dan Fox. In their own ways, however, both harness the social power of their chosen word. Never mind that itโs pretty much all in the eye of the beholder โ these are terms intended to cut. Describing someone as pretentious is to accuse them of a moral failing, in a sense: being untrue to oneself in the pursuit of the approval of others.
Likewise, โposerโ has for decades carried grave weight as an insult in punk and hardcore (and metal, even more so). The image of the crusty/ dropout/ chaotic/ booze-swilling punker who can retreat back to their affluent upbringing whenever convenient is a clichรฉ as old the hills. If The Repos want us to construct a backstory for the tatted-up bro on the cover of Poser, then I envisage him mowing his parentsโ lawn in the twilight, in an effort to curry their favour for a few monthsโ rent. Alternatively, or additionally, the band might be turning the spotlight on themselves: they are, after all, one of the stalwart bands of the Youth Attack label, whose stock in trade is attractive-but-expensive โart editionsโ issued in cruelly limited numbers. Shit, they pressed 500 copies of Poser and they vanished before I could even consider the objective idiocy of paying a premium to send a 12-minute long player (sic) halfway round the world โ so Iโm listening to the download, like a poser would do.
Whazzat? I forgot to tell you what the damn thing actually sounds like? Boy, I donโt help myself much! It thoroughly rips is what: pure-bred hardcore and nothing but, scarcely pausing between songs let alone for a breather. Aaron Aspinwall sings like heโs foaming at the mouth, but in a dignified way, while the semi-frequent metal leads that flare up (on the title track and โWild Boreโ for two) act as raucous callbacks to Poison Idea circa Kings Of Punk. Itโs a shame Iโve committed myself to never using realness and authenticity as measurements of worth in music, because if I were to tell you that The Repos are just about the realest American hardcore band on the block right now, I think the spectre of objective truth would be on my side.
This band Bad Breeding are a bit of a strange one, while weโre on this tip. Theyโre from the southern English town of Stevenage, appear to be in their early twenties and play a discordant, choppy grab-bag of goth, anarcho and hardcore with lyrics that confront modern British political and social concerns. They were also described as โthe best punk band in Britainโ by the Guardian almost a year ago, yet despite this, Iโd never heard of them until their self-titled debut album was announced recently. The UKโs current DIY scene is stronger and more creative than Iโve ever known it, but would look like a right dafty if it had been blithely ignoring โthe best punk band in Britainโ the whole time, wouldnโt it?
On closer inspection, the disconnect is a result of Bad Breedingโs career (which does seem to be the appropriate word) choices: theyโve served as tour support for Royal Blood and Mastodon and played several of those inner-city festivals that are overstuffed with โup and comingโ bands who have nothing in common apart from a tenacious booking agent. It may well be working out perfectly for them, but I canโt help feeling that theyโre ploughing a lonely furrow, bypassing the communal aspect of punk in favour of echoing deathlessly around continental arenas at 7.45pm.
In the seven years Iโve been writing this column Iโve attempted, however successfully, to talk about the various slimy tentacles that constitute โscenesโ, rather than just reviewing records I think are good. In that the response is usually one of indifference, it would be easier to fill Straight Hedge with bands like Bad Breeding, who have paid PR companies to request my patronage; but, frankly, I donโt really see the point. However, despite having covered loads of stuff which doesnโt โsound punkโ but is considered eligible because of its origins, Bad Breeding is noteworthy by virtue of being the opposite. Itโs really not half bad โ a few humdrum tracks among a total of 16, but the 32 minutes rattle by quick enough for it to be no biggie โ and I feel confident that, in a blind test, it would score approval from most DIY punx who dig anyone from Crisis to Institute.
Everything is doused in tinnitus feedback and migraine drums, and it works a treat. Verbose frontman Christopher Dodd bawls through the din in biting Estuary English, vaguely recalling Colin Jerwood from Conflict, and the marriage of late-70s herbert stomp and early-90s noiserock skree proves fruitful on โSeparate Meโ, โCorrupting Fistโ and others. Iโd take a punt at one or more members being fans of Ceremonyโs Zoo LP, likewise Iceageโs Youโre Nothing, but itโs agreeably non-obvious.
One big sticking point is Doddโs lyrics, which try so hard to say something you can virtually hear him getting a hernia, but end up an object lesson in using big words without arranging them into anything interesting. Still: not only is Bad Breeding a creditable mid-10s British punk record, itโs offered as either a free download or a limited vinyl release, both via the Facebook hyperlink above. It might end up growing on you as well.
Iโd also like to clarify that I am definitely not opposed to people emailing me promoting a band or whatever. If George from Damnably Records hadnโt done so, I probably wouldnโt have heard Otoboke Beaver, a Japanese quartet whose debut UK release โ Okoshiyasu!!, a comp of everything theyโve done to date โ is an essential rudderless joysplosion.
They come from Kyoto, but I have no real idea where theyโre, like, coming from; in this instance, I think I prefer it that way. The possibility that Otoboke Beaver might have landed on this deranged, turn-on-a-sixpence jazz-punk sound without the influence of an attendant scene makes it all the more alluring.
The guitars have a sort of garage rock rustiness, but the jagged, relentless patterns they trace goes some way to disguising this. โUltra Miracle Super Saiya Psych Festivalโ, the albumโs longest track, crossbreeds punk, prog and the tankard-clanging jollity of Eastern European drinking music, and somehow ends up reminding me of Nomeansno. โOnisan Ano Neโ starts off as a rhythm-driven tender token, morphs into blaring punk-pop and fills the boots of the late, lamented Erase Errata. Vein-burstingly frantic zealots of the 90s underground, like Dawson and God Is My Co-Pilot, are worth dredging up too, and if you like Japanese women hollering over batshit, complex arrangements then Melt-Banana are the elephant in the room, although Otoboke Beaver rarely sound that much like them (โPowerfull Busuโ is about as close as they get). Both Okoshiyasu!! and Bakuro Book, a brand new three-song EP, are endorphins disguised as sound files and have fully slayed me. By the time you read this, theyโll have just finished a short UK tour and I am most envious of anyone who caught it.
The deathstare-serious tribal postpunk march of Chromaโs Cuerpos Dรณciles twelve-inch (Dรช O Fora) is in most respects the polar opposite of what Otoboke Beaver do, yet my reaction is equally Pavlovian. The presence of a woman, or women, shouting in a language I donโt speak โ Spanish in this case โ is probably a significant factor, an implicit shallowness that Iโm not going to let concern me much. Chromaโs vocalist, Rebeca, also plays in Barcelona hardcore band Las Otras, who were reviewed several columns back; she drums rather than sings in them, but has borrowed their echoey, anarcho-influenced vocal style anyway. Prowling gothic basslines sometimes rumble with the inexplicable grey funk of Joy Division, sometimes attempt to summon an apocalypse a la Killing Joke and sometimes remind you that Laura Del Vecchioโs other band is Rakta, a not totally dissimilar ensemble from Sรฃo Paulo. Almost hardcore-paced on โClasificar, Construir, Corregirโ but more often crunching with the slow menace of military boots on snow, either way Chroma write hellaciously catchy songs where every lyric sounds like a slogan.

Photograph by Carmelo Espanola
Itโs a tonic, the way timbre and tone can triumph over unintelligibility. That is to say, I catch the vibe of what Chroma are singing about without needing to hit up Babelfish (still alive since โ95, Web 1.0 fans!), and while Chicagoโs Like Rats are Anglophones, good linguistic luck picking the bones out of Dan Polakโs Gaviscon-gargling growl. Still โ with II (Southern Lord), their new album, sporting titles like โFrom Beyondโ, โEvil Winterโ and โImmortal Coilโ, you can pretty much figure out what their deal is, right?
If you said โtearing 90s style nihilistic death metal with ample doses of mid-80s Celtic Frost, early doom/death and metallic hardcore agitators like Ringworm,โ youโre on the nose โ frankly, they should ask you to write this column instead. Youโll probably love this album, too โ itโs in touch with classic Florida DM, but rarely hits breakneck tempo, utilising raw production and staying away from all that ersatz drum trigger bollocks. One of the guys from soon-to-be-defunct powerviolent sludgers Weekend Nachos is on bass, so no surprise that his part of the rhythm section sounds like it could punch its way through the side of a marble quarry.

Photograph by Alex Kress @snapsecondskin
Got a hunch that the guy & gals who make up Toronto four-piece Triage also have a lurking Celtic Frost fandom. Power Beat (Larry Distribution), their debut seven-inch, is a metalpunk tornado thatโs as likely to be found in Morbid Tales basement thrash mode as hailing three-decades-old metallic crust or the kind of New York hardcore bands who smoked angel dust for breakfast. Thereโs no on-the-table scientific formula that explains why this EP bangs so hard: Lia Lepreโs vocals are spat out in a hail of pellets, and Sadie Rapson has a guitar tone like a rusty guillotine blade, but thereโs little here you could call innovative. It just all hangs together like a dream and feels like the band Triageโs members were born to do (although they actually have multiple other projects on the go). Also, I tend to envisage this sorta music being played by aging sods, but Lepre at least is in her early twenties, which like Celtic Frostโs national flag is a big plus.

Photograph by Lara Goetzl
The five songs on the demo tape by New Yorkโs Krimewatch are variously in English and Japanese. Accordingly, it was good to confirm that the person singing them โ Rhylli Ogiura โ actually was Japanese, and they werenโt just titling them thus to be โweirdโ or โinscrutableโ, but slightly disappointing that she wasnโt Welsh, which her first name sounds like it should be. All that aside, this thing is a stormer: steel-jawed mongrel hardcore that hints at myriad eras and regions (UK82 when it pogoes, NYC โ83 when the breakdowns land, even modern-day London and Spain via hints of Snob and Las Otras) while marking out its own space and wrapping matters up inside six minutes. You might know guitarist Sean Joyce from Ajax, and so anticipate a rumble with that sick-ass tone he gets; in Krimewatch, itโs more defined and consequently better.
Cards on the table, I donโt know as much about French Oi! music as many of the folks whoโve been flipping out over relatively young Parisians Rixe for a while already, nor am I much cop at speaking their lingo. I do however know enough to know that France has, in the past, harboured some pretty racially unsavoury skinhead bands who might have been more readily shunned if theyโd sung in English โ so one hesitates before again proclaiming that punk styles transcend language barriers. Rixe are not of this persuasion (Iโd have hoped this was taken as a given, really) and are also very good, with second EP Les Nerfs A Vif (La Vida Es Un Mus) improving on their also-sterling 2015 debut. Theyโre generally midpaced and melodic, โRapport De Forceโ speeding up enough to take on a slight Stiff Little Fingers resemblance, and throw together riffs that measure up to Oi!โs absolute A-list โ โHexagoneโ is certainly their crowning moment to date. It addresses domestic terrorism on some level, I think, but if you donโt want to think, Rixe have a song for you just called โRixeโ. It has four lines and is about fighting. As a digestif, hereโs their bassist Victor Neuski talking about the time he was in the video for Beyonceโs โFlawlessโ.

The good folks of 1981 are still reeling from my unscheduled guest time travel appearance, during which I told them that 35 years in the future, buzzcutted Oi! ruffians and sweet-natured reggae-appropriating postpunkers would sit unproblematically side by side. In the reviews columns of the dayโs most respected music websites, at least, I clarified, before being burned as a witch when I tried to explain what a โwebsiteโ was. Any road, I was referring to The World, who are from Oakland and recently released their first record, a four-song EP on Upset The Rhythm. It sounds like something that fell down the back of the release schedule during the pre-Smiths days of Rough Trade Records: chunka-chunka ska basslines, two saxophones engaged in collective action and Amber Sermeno nailing that quavering vocal stridency which was part of Ari Up and Lora Logicโs splendour. The title track is the brisk dancefloor hit, while โTalkโ has a shy Young Marble Giants demeanour and โIt Takesโ slathers post-production dub FX on with alluring results.
Human Crop Circles is a retrospective ten-song LP by Humans The Size Of Microphones: an early-00s band from Southampton who accrued a fabled reputation despite, or because of, rarely being seen or heard. While the audience for this marginal Brit-emo excavation is likely small and specific, the labels Superfi and Graanrepubliek have done the Lordโs work in assembling it. HTSOMโs niche was emotional hardcore, musically adjacent to American bands on labels like Ebullition and Witching Hour (vocalist Pete Osmond ran a distro in the 90s that carried this sort of thing when it was otherwise unobtainable in the UK) but with a distinctly British wit.
Fears of offputting zaniness, such as a song called โI See The World Through Rose Tinted Testiclesโ, are allayed by a satisfyingly sharp way with phrasing and imagery. โThe four horsemen of the apocalypse now/ Ignore the one way system in the centre of town,โ states โNo One Gets Out Aliveโ, one of five unheard-until-now songs recorded in 2005. If that reads to you like it might be a bit tricky to fit into a tune, HTSOM are helped in this regard by their spasmodic, chaotic approach โ roughly in the orbit of Mohinder and Heroin, but with longer songs and a lurching noiserock undercarriage that sometimes reminds me of an emo Part Chimp (of all things).
The albumโs other five tracks were originally released as a demo CD in 2002, and address that yearโs myopic conflict in Afghanistan from an anti-war perspective; emo has a tendency to favour introspection over politics, but not these guys. Humans The Size Of Microphones hid their light under a bushel during their time together, yet in this reporterโs opinion theyโve aged more robustly than most of the British punk underground of ten to 15 years ago. Peers can recall them fondly, everyone else can thrill to them for the first time.